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An imaginary destination where everyone sincerely cares about your sad sack story.
Awwww... I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. Please allow me to buy you a TS ticket to Pity City where we can sit for hours while I listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. No. Reeeealy!
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situation where a male is surrounded by many hot-looking females
when i sat down at the bar i was in cum city
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when you walk in the back door of your house and get a face full of titties. then when you sit down on the couch there happens to be 4 full gallons of milk on the coffee table.
i got home from baseball and right when i walked in my house i was in tity city!!!
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The key to the city opens every door ... Sexual term meaning "two in the pink, one in the stink"; i.e., two fingers inserted into the woman's cooter, and the pinky finger in the butt. The ring finger is kept folded over.
Sadly for the pinky finger, it doesn't get the pink!
Sam gave his girl with the key to the city because she was so awesome.
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The best football team in the world. They are the true champions of football
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Olathe, Kansas. More specifically, Olathe South. Known world-wide as producing true champions.
Girl 1: Why is it that every guy I meet from Olathe is mind-blowingly handsome and ridiculously cool?
Girl 2: I know exactly what you mean. It's because they're from the city of champs.
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an "urban village" in Virginia that is extremely creepy. it resembles a tony hawk video game in looks and feels like a ghost town, with a few truman showesque characters roaming the streets. the residents will try and trap you there for life until you become one of them. it is where the zombie apocalypse will begin.
we found and stole the crystal city key. now they are following us.
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