OOOOH SHIT DAWG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING!
Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! Is that REAL!? I need that! I need a Shark suit! Badass!"
When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.
"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
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An icon, the moment! Revived pop music! Is the ultimate hero that Stan Twitter needed in these dark, harrowing times. All Stan Twitter r@ts must worship Tallulah Shark
“Tallulah Shark is truly the greatest thing that has happened to Twitter” - Mariah Carey
Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.
Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.
Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.
Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*
Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!
When a older worker is assumed to target younger coworkers romantically.
Oh the manager? He’s a total ghost shark, steer clear of him.
A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.
Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.