Weed Wizard

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.

Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.

How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?

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weed shakes

weed shakes is when your body shakes uncontrollably because you are experiencing the withdrawal effects from not smoking. see beer shakes

Charlie couldn't roll a joint because his weed shakes were too bad so he used his pipe instead.

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ditch weed

a large penis of doom

My Ditchweed is farting.

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Weed Ninja

A weed ninja is someone who, when under the unfluence of pot, takes on the persona of a ninja. He thinks himself to be super sneaky but he is not. A weed ninja is known to tell people via text or bb messenger, that he is infact, a weed ninja.

When that guy gets high, he becomes a total weed ninja

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weed-eater

A hippy. Someone who smokes a lot of weed.

My uncle Honey Rivers.

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Dick Weed

A dick that won't get hard.....
or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)

My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!

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weed popper

A slang name for someone that finds weed dealers and arrests them.

Dude, watch out, there's weed poppers in this neighborhood.

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