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A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?
Joe : because he is such a shower jack
When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.
Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
Jack Lynch and Taj Gill make a sexy duo... Both of them like fucking but can't find girls
"I'm bouta fuck Taj and Jack wanna join?"
After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.
Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.
I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.
Absolutely massive, destroys anything it touches, beware it's property of lish
Have you seen jacks willy what a silly willy
Jack Rackham is a certified badman who was recruited by NRK and since then has scored multiple points on his opps on road. Jack Rackham is praised by all but is also feared on the streets and therefore is not a force to be messed with. Jack Rackham portrays the look of a black man with strong ginger hair and has the voice of someone fresh off the boat(do not let the stereotypically British name fool you).
Wallad 1:Yo my twizzy. Did you see Jack Rackham on the battlefield?
Wallad 2: Of course. He was smacking bodies bro.