The Waffle House has found it’s new host

a phrase used in almost every single YouTube video

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

Has Bitches

To have bitches is to be like Nikolai. Having bitches means you’re not single, unlike Bonnie.

Damn, Nikolai has bitches! A shit ton of them-
- Yeah, unlike Bagel.

Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?

Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

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Sergel has

the smartest,ḿan ever lived he had a solution for everything

.u are dumb u cant be a sergel
he is the smarted and strongest but he is fat and it is not bad because he is not fat it is just a shield.the

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Nervous ha-ha's

It's is when you go ha-ha but nervously/nervous laughter

A:how were the clouds?

B:insert nervous ha-ha's
A:WHAT HAPPENED??????

she has lovely titties

words spoken by shed himself.

Shed: You seen that Fiona yeah? She has lovely titties