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Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. June 8, 2011


chocolate wonton

It’s when a Black, Ebony skin tone individual dates someone who is Asian or, Of Asian ethnicity.

Thus the male or female may be of either race who is dating the other .
This can be heterosexual , or same sex individuals.

Hay, check out the chocolate wonton at the corner table.

Hay, check out the chocolate wonton couple at the corner table.

by Pookeys January 25, 2018


chocolate fog

When your fucking a chick Doggystyle, and put your thumb in her butt. Then wave your thumb side to side in front of her nose, while making the fog horn sound. Brrrrrr Rrrrrrr.

Man 1: Hey
Man 2 : What up.
Man 1: I was fucking this chick on P.O.F last night , and I gave her the "Chocolate Fog".

by That805G April 28, 2016


chocolate curtains

When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.

friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"

by thats my way April 11, 2013


Chocolate sandwich

The process of two people pressing their ass together then shitting to make a thick layer of shit between the people

Wanna make a chocolate sandwich?
Hell no that’s disgusting!

by JelloRiver06 September 21, 2022


Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.

"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"

by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013


Chocolate Slushy

When you have the hershey squirts in the snow

Guy 1“I just made a chocolate slushy bro!”
Guy 2 “whats that?”
Guy 1 “I just hershey squirted in the snow! here you go!”

by Easybakeoven December 28, 2022