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A pussy who attacks people over the internet
Don’t be such a Lil Miss Princess, talk to them in person.
When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
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something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
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The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿
The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch
a girl whos inlove w mary saotome from kakegurui 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she even used the sound which contains the words ‘in love with a white girl, she soft as powder, i get hard around her’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶🥶
person 1: do you know who miss saotome is??!
miss aeysh saotome: me.
the math teacher filled with rage!
Look out! Miss Warren is about to yell how people are ruining other people's time to learn!!!