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One who loves the cock
Brinsley Cross is a pole monkey
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A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
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An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
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Miniscule primate that inhabits a lady's special spot, swings from pubiscus and feeds mainly on fanny batter
I'd love to have sex with you but the gash monkey will attack
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An over sized button used in the user interface of a software application. Although rising in popularity as monitor resolutions increase, some purists see them as a decadent waste of screen real estate and yearn for the simpler and more cerebral era of keyboard short-cuts and drop-down menus.
Yo dude! What's with the money buttons? I just want to pound my alt-key.
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A term for the female genitals. Primarily based on prominence, and/or thickness. Can also be applied to goodness, see example below. There is really only one correct construction of this term, it must be used as in the example.
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A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.
"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"
"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"
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