1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!
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Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.
That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.
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A government official who equivocates so as to avoid telling the truth.
The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!