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Pretending to "bump fists" and then opening your palm up at the last second to high-five eachother.
Person 1: I just won the lottery!
Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!
*High five*
Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
Slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. Originates from Tom Francis' game Gunpoint, where one of the protagonist's main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. There is also a track in the game's soundtrack entitled "The Five-Floor Goodbye", which was composed by Ryan Ike.
Gangster 1: "Did you hear the news? Johnny tried getting a raise from the boss and ended up getting the five-floor goodbye."
Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."
Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic
“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
The act of hitting someone in the face with a boulder
Im going to give my ex a palestinian high five
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The playful act of an athlete or coach slapping a teammate on the butt after a great play. It can be used in all sports, even female athletes extra-low five.
After LeSean McCoy made that sweet 14 yard touchdown run. Chip Kelly had no choice but to give his favorite player a good old fashioned extra-low five as he ran off the field.
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John F. Kennedy: For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only into the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!
Fidel Castro: laughs Coño... I missed that.
Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
John F. Kennedy: In good faith!
Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out.
Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost!
John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in...
John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down.
(zombies break in)
Richard Nixon: Oh my God!
Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached.
John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.
John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load!
Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution.
Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President?
Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?
John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.
You know that Bo1 zombies FIVE map?
Yes, the intro is epic
An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).
Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.
"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"
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