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comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa
me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)
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A phrase that can be substituted into quotes to make them funny.
"Pitiful Mortal. Your mum ends here! And your meaningless existance with it!" ~ Seymour Flux, FFX
"Gwa-ha-ha and your mum are up to something." ~ Cait Sith, FF7
"Sin is my old man. Sin is your mum." ~ Tidus, FFX
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a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme
Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"
Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"
Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"
Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.
Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!
I have a great defintion for this
YOUR MOM!
Numpty: What did do this weekend?
Cool Kid: Umm...your mom!
Numpty: That wasn't very nice!
Cool Kid: Your mom!
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Probably one of the most overused comebacks ever, and anyone who uses it is a douchebag.
"Dude your gay" "Well dude, your mom..."
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Commonly used by prepubescent teenagers, this "comeback" is used to suggest that the person in whom this is directed to has clearly verbally beat the shit out of them. Often this phrase will come before crying and lying in the fetal position.
Verbal Abuser: You're a cock smoking twat who enjoys his uncles company on his birthday in the games closet.
Verbal Abusee: *Sniffles* Your Mom!
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