Random
Source Code
Random
To pursue your art despite all the odds.
- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.
- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.
50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw
sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body
bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?
gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.
An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
Did you hear about the new history teacher?
He’s such a Mountain Lion
An euphemism for Making Love, because they share the same abbreviations: ML
Jim: How much you have a Mountain Lion?
Tracey: None of your business
Riding a high powered off-road electric scooter on mountain bike trails
Mountain scooting is way more fun than mountain biking
When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)
I can't see; I just mountain maced myself