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loose sausage meat


Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.

As in "Sorry love, I've got loose sausage meat ".

by Garthy September 19, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Sausage Queen

Also known as a BSQ. A white girl who likes to date and have sex with black guys. A BSQ usually has a big booty and looks almost like trailer trash. BSQ's like big black cocks.

Look at that white beeocth in that black guys pimped out ride. She must be a Black Sausage Queen.

by shacknasty February 6, 2010

54๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass March 30, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vienna Sausage Truck

"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"

"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"

"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"

by bigggtitts February 27, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

by Keith November 19, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage boner

when a males penis is erect. It resembles a link of a sausage beacuse of its spots and discoloration.

Slade Patterson's sausage boner

by amilio October 2, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž