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The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
Jeans and a t-shirt, with a blazer
CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.
When a team that loses a game still does it cool.
Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).
When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".
You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.
When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.
You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.
if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.
When a man licks the cum out of his wife's pussy after being cucked
Jim over there just had some california coleslaw