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a minecraft server that is designed for christians
player: frick
admin: dont swear on my christian server
A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.
Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*
Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*
Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"
Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."
Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"
Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*
Bunch of punk ass niggas wont let a nigga live fucking giving detention to every single thing I do shitt let a nigga live and breath they are up your asshole trying to find any fucking mistake you did
I fucking hate Westover Christian Academy since its faculty as fucking retarded.
The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.
Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!
Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.
A Minecraft server with no swearing (ie: hecks, and fricks).
absolutely NO ONE can swear on this Minecraft Christian Server
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A Minecraft Server with very strict rules. Swearing is usually prohibited. Heck and Frick are not allowed, but using the Lord's name in ANY WAY is prohibited. (Yes I actually went on a Christian Server, and saying OMG is not allowed.)
Player: Oh frick!
Admin: NO SWEARING ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!
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(noun): A stereo-typical truck driven by or desired by almost every male South Christian High School student. Said truck is always an extended cab, short box Chevrolet or GMC, in one of three body styles; the "Classic" GM 88-98 body, newer 99-06 style, or in some cases the student is exceptionally spoiled with a an 07-current body.
Other defining features include:
- 2-3" body lift
- 33" tires
- Dual exhaust
- Toolbox (in most cases the mounting item for dual CB antennas)
- Fox Racing and/or Chevy bowtie sticker
- Rebel flag somewhere on the vehicle, be it a license plate, sticker, etc.
Bonus items include (but not limited to):
- Cowboy and/or camouflage hat on dashboard
- Sticker stating the brand of bow used by driver
- Chrome tail lights
- ATV/dirtbike in box at all times
Examples of the South Christian Special can be seen at anytime anywhere near the greater M6/US131 corridor. Being a regional thing, there is minimal documentation to found on the world wide web.
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