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Women N tite ASS jeans!!
Upon 1st site, theres only one word a man saids. DAMMMM!! Um talk'n corner 2 corner
ear 2 ear, rack, stacked & pack'n in all tha rite places.
She got tha fitted, U-witt'it make a man wanna gitt'it
jeans on, She Cutt'n Cookie (Cookie Cutta'z).
When light'nin strike Yo Ass at 1st site, U on Fantasy Island. If Her
jeans iz so tite & fitted, dat U-C tha
letter W when she'z walk'n, she got on Cookie Cutta'z.
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when a dude and a girl are kissing uncontrollably and someone catches them...
Roommate 1: on the bed kissing and making out with her boyfriend
Roommate 2: Walks in with her boyfriend and catches them and yells...eww yall eating cookies?!
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A bunch of guys sitting in a circle masterbating and the last guy to ejaculate eats everybody elses "Wookie Cookies"
Ted the Red Dead Bounty Hunter was the last in the circle to ejaculate, so he was soon faced with a mouthful of Wookie Cookies.
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A white female who likes to get fucked in the ass and pussy by two black males at the same time.
I hear da bitch is an oreo cookie. She done got two dudes living with her now.
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The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.
I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.
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When you jizz on a girls mouth then the morning after she rolls the jizz off her face with her fingers into a ball and pops that shit into her mouth. Y eah baby.
Yeah dude, bitch was cray. Sucked on my wolf cookies all morning, I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
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