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A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife
He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1
"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"
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Someone who trys to get with a girl when they know you want to ask them out. This person is usually someone who can get with any girl, but chooses to ask out the one that you like.
Guy #1: Hey, I think I might ask that chick out.
Guy #2: Ya right man, you have no chance with her! I'm asking her out!
Guy #1: You barely even know her! Fucking hoe hog!
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Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
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A person who screws around with a lot of firemen.
Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”
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Any person regarded as thoroughly mean or disagreeable.
Why is that hoe of a bitch here when I told her/him not to be here?
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A girl who buys a flannel, a cowboy hat and boots to go to a country concert for a band that she knows one song
That girl is a yee hoe, she bought those boots to go to a Zach Brown Band concert, only because she knows the song Chicken Fried
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Bro Ho
(I compiled everyones and edited slightly)
- peroxide damaged hair
- orange skin
- between the age of fourteen and tewenty.
- lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
- thinks UGGs go with everything
- wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
- wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
- has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top).
- thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
- has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
- dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
- butt crack and thong are always visible
- wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
- most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
- tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
- very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
- very often seen in 661
- they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies.
- they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
- wife beaters of various colors
- some are sluts, others are sweet.
- are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash.
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Nickelback, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, or Paris Hilton a personal inspiration.
- and they DGAF!
you shouldn't need an example of a bro hoe, they're easy to spot.
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