FMF

Fuck my Friends.
Someone who has completely distanced himself from his friends, becoming someone who no longer has any. For whatever reason, he/she has decided to fuck having/talking to their friends, hence the term, Fuck my Friends.

Dude what the fuck is wrong with Kyle?
Lol damn, I guess Kyle is going FMF

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FMF

Favourite male friend

Him? Nah, he's not my boyfriend. He's just my FMF.

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FMF

Acronym for Fuck My Face.

My man is so hot, I want him to FMF so I can taste his cum. (FMF can be similar to getting skull fucked.)

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FMF

"3 way" consisting of 2 females & 1 male

My girl brought her girl over last night and we had a FMF... my dick is raw today!

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FMF

Fuck my feelings

Why do I still love him? FMF.

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FMF

fuck me friday - commonly occurs sometime late morning or early afternoon on a work friday when you've set cruise control, thinking about the weekend, when some work related shit show happens to ruin the vibe.

I can't believe that my as swipe boss gave me all this shit that has to be finished by end of day today, and it's already friday afternoon; fuck me! This is classic FMF.

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FMF

Fuck My Face - Commonly used on Craigslist

OMG he is so hot he can FMF.

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