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A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.
see also White Gold
Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"
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Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.
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A short video including the sentence "Here's - *proceeds to bash phone* - The motherfuckin- *stabs a hole in the multiverse* - t e a". Obviously this is a notorious meme that is both loved and hated by tons. Personally, its a meh. It just depends on the edits people did of it.
Here's - *Tap tap* - The motherfucking - *Tap tap* - Tea. -that "Here's The Motherfucking Tea." girl or whatevs
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loos tee flot-suhm
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the small particles of loose tea leaves etc... that have could not be filtered out of a freshly brewed cup, mug, or tea pot of hot tea when loose tea is used instead of tea bags.
Professor Stiffupperlip: You were particularly careless today with my tea, Sarah. Far too much debris has exfiltrated into my Earl Grey.
Sarah, the teacher's assistant: Sorry Professor, that's just loose tea flotsam. I'll get you another cup. Perhaps, you should use tea bags instead of loose tea leaves for your morning cup of tea?
Professor Stiffupperlip: PERISH THE THOUGHT!
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when you pee in the back tank of a toilet, so when the next person to use it flushes, pee drains into the bowl instead of water
i gave my roommate got a Russian Tea Party, you should have seen the look on his face
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crack and sex liquidated and sold at a very reasonable price! but not literally, figuratively.
Man that Wawa Iced Tea is like crack and sex liquidated but it's sold at a reasonable price!
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Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.
Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.
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