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craftmatic

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position

2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"

by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

35πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 28, 2004

16πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

37πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

β€œBro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
β€œI hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 20, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž