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A very, VERY unlucky person. Everything they set out to do or achieve never comes through or ever works out. Everthing they touch turns to crud.
This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.
"Don't let Timmy do it, he has the Shidas touch"
"She better not have your Shidas touch!"
"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"
When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).
Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?
The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
The time that you have pulled the hottest girl of your life and she has taken you back to her apartment, but you are so drunk that you fully shit yourself as you are undressing in front of her.
I thought I was only touching cloth and might still get away with having sex with the hot girl. But then I realised I was touching Davenorte
Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.
If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."
Slapping your own ass to draw attention.
Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass
The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.
- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.