Chef’s Tip

When one cuts the tip of their penis off, bastes said Tip in melted organic Irish import butter, deep fries their tip for approximately 17 minutes, and then eats the tip of their penis

(This sexual action can only be performed once)

Hey wassup guys. So last night I was feelin in the mood, and I wasn’t really feeling keeping the tip of my dick, so I performed a Chef’s Tip

Tip Gobbler

Any tight space that makes a blind person lose a cane tip. Examples are street drains, grated manhole covers, chainlink fences, etc.

I'm giving you a heads up about the frequent tip gobblers you will come across in this area; be careful as not to lose a cane tip.

Squirt Tip

Noun.

The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with

1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?

2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.

tip planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a regular social environment. "Tip Planters," possess the unique ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special, and "In the know." A tip planter is the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors. Tip planters have no preference for race, creed, sex, weight, or gender. Their only purpose is to gain information using any means necessary.

That Mikey is a real tip planter. He's even giving it hard to the fat broads.

Tip Planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a social environment. Tip Planter’s have the special ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special. Tip Planter’s are the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors.

That Mikey is a real Tip Planter. He’s even giving it hard to the fat broads.

dick tip licker

One who licks the tip of the penis.

She wont give a real bj. She is just a dick tip licker.

felt tipped

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.

John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!

Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.