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Alex pittroff: Wanna smoke some ganj at the c?
*the next day*
mason hart: yOU SmoKEd ALl OuR KuSH LasT NigHt aT tHe C?
sheldon williams collegiate
cursed ass ship, for example you ship glitch and afton? they like the same person/ brothers. ik its your au but this is to far. its almost like shipping chris x michael or michael x elizabeth you know? its just wrong.
girl: omg uwuwu william x glitchtrap! 🥺🥺
girl 2: omg ikr 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
me: no. 🔫
The act of taking one's tongue and inserting it into another's said ear.
Charles: Oh shit, my ear still feels wet.
Jose: Told you not to mess with me, homez.
Charles: Fuckin' wet willy sr.
Jose: It's the goddamn muthafucking Wet William Sr., bitch! Bliggity bl-ow!
It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.
1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"
"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"
2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."
"So what'd you do?"
"I gave her the William Howard Taft"
(high five)
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The shittiest high school in Plano Independent School District. Full of mexicans that think they are hot shit and teachers who dont know how to teach. It has the highest amount of kids who admit to smoking weed though. above 60 percent, at least we have that! The school mascot is an indian "Warrior" and quite possibly is the most cliche thing in the world. Williams is located in East Plano, and is even ghetto by East Plano standards. More than 20 different types of STDs were found in the school with only one swab. embarassing.
"Hey what school do you go to?"
"T.H. Williams High School nigga!'
"Embarrassing" *backs away/no longer talks*
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A school consisting of 99.9% white students. They impress freshmen with their flags from other countries, smiling tour guides and striking dorms. But what they dont tell you is that the RAs will write you up every chance they get, the wind never stops and it gets fuckin cold, if you are lucky to get in a dorm with a/c theyre gonna turn it off 3 weeks into school. Cafe has good food but the chances of getting something other than chicken, highly unlikely. The D3 sports teams might as well be D5 with their 0 wins. If you are lucky enough to live on southcampus you will be graced with the erupting noise of the schools biggest fag in his blue and silver mustang. news flash: the loudness of your car does not add to the 1" size of your tiny dick. Soph’s get the shaft with housing being put at BayPoint, former Hotel, now the lovely dorm of RWU. Upperclassmen are allowed wet dorms of NewRes and BaySide (such original names). bro's; good luck getting even a BJ from a girl that doesnt want you to be her boyfriend. CEN puts on pep rallys that no one attends. The shuttles run either 15 min early or 37 min late, so it is better to take the 9 hour walk to jlot to get your $50000 car daddy bought you. They have a sweet water tower that could hold all the confiscated alcohol from cedar. PSafte has nothing better to do than put a parking ticket on your car or a boot on your sweet rims.
Dont forget your fitted hat, marijuana, pharmaceutical drugs, long board, or lax bro shirt upon moving in.
Broski: Do you go to Roger Williams University?
LaxBro: Nah, i transferred like all the other froshes.
Broski: Why?
LaxBro: Im black.
Broski: Valid point.
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A sex move consisting of a male participant defecating on the head of his partner, and then shooting his excrement from his partner's head by means of his ejaculate.
He nearly blinded her for life while attempting the Filthy William Tell.
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