I don’t give a nut

Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.

2. Having little to no interest in someone

Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut

:I

pure confusion, passive-aggressively to tell them to stfu or because you just don't agree/don't know

Friend: I beat you on the math test
You: :I (stfu, don't give a single shit)

I am finished

When you know your absolutely fucked.

Another word for this is "cooked"

Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.

*Bob turns to friend*

Bob: I am finished.

I-Spedy

I-Ready, an educational program usually used for homework and testing, but emphasized as dumb/sped.

Nah, I’ve got a homework app for you. It’s called I-Spedy because you are making no sense!

Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

I may not show it 100%

Type this in your discord server and damn, u just make the greatest chain ever.

A:I may not show it 100%
B:I may not show it 100%
C:I may not show it 100%

i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."