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a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media
“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend”
According to my daughter he is the sweetest guy known to mankind.
to me...
He's my next target
Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.
A boyfriend is man or boy who will make you feel like his queen until he get all BIG BOY and start cheating, telling lies, mostly he fucking up.
My boyfriend the best
Month or more: where she at
you either mean an boyfriend or the bf from fnf
girl 1: hey i got a boyfriend today
girl 2:cool
A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.