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Hey dude, I just strangled my chicken. Word up!
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A person so ugly that they look like a chicken and a worm.
Angie: Hey do you see that person over there?
Karen: Yeah, what about her?
Angie: She looks like a major Chicken Worm!
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It's grilled frickin chicken, obviously.
A: "Take the chicken off the grill."
B: "The grilled chicken?"
A: "Obviously."
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Something you say your doing when you want someone's immediate attention and have to say something dumb that makes no sense to get it.
Hey babe, hey babe... ugh, babe im lickin the chicken, ( him: wtf is wrong with my girl)
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US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.
For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.
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The act of male masterbation where ejaculation is achieved by placing the penis between two raw chicken fillets and thrusting back and forth whilst keeping the fillets firmly around the penis.
The use of raw fillets was first though of by the Whizzer after an unfortunate KFC accident that lead to 1st degree burns.
I fancy a chicken wiggle tonight.
I chicken wiggle at least 3 times a week.
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A game played with two participants where each player walks towards the other while extending their hand in the path of the other's crotch. The first player to move their hand or crotch out of the way loses.
Scott Strong totally touched my junk the other day playing crotch chicken!
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