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When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
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If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.
You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?
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you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far
What you say to prove you're black in front of millions of Americans.
"Well Mr. Vice President as an African-American who loves Kool aid (especially watermelon because im black LOL!), there is a saying that You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor! Get it because im black LOL!" - Cory Booker
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A bubble of feminine ejaculate that has been mixed with other feminine ejaculate from a large orgy, and is infested with the AIDS virus. Often used as a derogatory term when having an insult contest, often times it ends the competition.
"You horse fuckin thunder cunt!"
"You AIDS infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck!"
"Dude....eww"
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When you become so bored you type in an example of mug definition examples in the ud store.
Idiot: hey, ima type Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up because im bored as fuck
Random person: oh fuck
You're mixing X with Y and you don't even know how the Y affect the X and how the X affect the Y
"yo bid'n. Y'all white niggas dun no anythin'. There's a saying in ma community You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor"
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