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n. A unit of evil or unhealthiness against which all other things are measured.
1. Twice the calories than a big mac
2. Half the fat than a big mac
3. One eighth the sodium than a big mac
4. More racist than a big mac
5. Ten times more radiation than a big mac
6. More unprotected sex than a big mac
7. More greedy than a big mac
8. 18 more mpg than a big mac
9. Bigger boobs than a big mac
10. half as ugly as a big mac
11. More deadly than two big macs
12. Smells like a steaming heap of big macs
etc.
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A game started in Gainesville, where you fill up any "big container" (some people play with pitchers at a bar, or big bowls, etc.) and the first person starts chugging out of the "big container" while everyone chants (starting slow and getting faster) BIG CON-TAIN-ER!!! then when that person chugs as much as they can they pass it on.
When the USF girls came to Gainesville, some of the boys of SAE asked them if they wanted to play big container, gave them a pitcher and told them to start chugging as they all chanted BIG CON-TAIN-ER and got the bar to rage as everyone got drunk!
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you could measure first downs with your grandma's panties
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Archaic slang. Implies that someone is so important that he is the biggest wheel on the carriage. Slightly derogatory. Also see big cheese.
"The big wheel wants you in his office right now."
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no not S.I.M.P simp which means the biggest daddy on the universe and is sexy af
damn that guy is a the big simp
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an extremely large amount of money
Rappers always got big bun in their pockets
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A batemaster who owns/bates on Andrew Robison and Rick Rea. Will usually find him making fun of kids that play WOW and owning the shit outta them. He thinks its funny how kids tat play WoW get mad.
Guy: Hi I'm playing World Of Warcraft
Big Matt: WoW is for homos
Guy: STFU IMA GO PLAY WORLD OF BATE IN MY MOUTH CRAFT
Big Matt: LMFAO OWNED!
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