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Funniest guy in the world, women love it and men want to befriend him
When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
Dan Cronin is the hokage of the village hidden in the leafes he is the strongest ninja who has a large cock, Dan cronin is glamorous and is the hottest male in the world. Dan Cronins nemesis brandon beier is very weak and fears dan cronin.
Dan cronins Rasengan is so powerful it could destroy even the toughest of enemies
A green man who doesn't let you out of the wardrobe. a red surburnt bastard is trapped in there
Hey danger dan wanna commit 9/11
Going assassin mode, but only when your fellow comrades have been already executed.
Guess who's alive. "go ahead and get your Dan Kills"