date night pro

Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance

date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.

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Common law dating

exclusively dating a person for 7 weeks

Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!

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Fake dating game

Example:
Male : hey wanna play the fake dating game? Who ever catches feelings first loses
Female: yes, I bet your going to lose first

The fake dating game is too bring people together

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Ass-hole dating

When one person doesn't want to date another person but at the same time doesn't want to not date that person, resulting in an awkward limbo of confusion that lasts who knows how long.

"He's been talking to her for 8 months but won't ask her to date him? That guy must be into ass-hole dating.

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Dinner Date Ghostie

When you are digitally communicating with a girl either online or via texting and everything is going great until you ask her on a date, then she stops communicating.

I thought things were going great with this girl i was talking to online. I texted her, she texted back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i asked her if she wanted to have dinner with me sometime and..... she gave me the dinner date ghostie. Haven't heard from her since.

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Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

I dont know why she dates that abercrombie-wearing douchebag, plus, that dude has date rape face.

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Facebook Fresh-by Date

The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.

Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.

Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.

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