Definition 1:
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.
Definition 2:
One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.
Definition 3:
One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Example: Do you have the doo doo foot?
Example 1: Dude you got the doo doo foot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doo doo foot?!
Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOO DOO FOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doo doo foot.
Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doo doo footin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doo doo footers.
Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doo doo footing MADMEN!
Other examples include:
STOP DOO DOO FOOTIN! or STOP DOO DOO FOOTING!
when someone is acting and or seeming as they are a shit head who can’t fucking exist
“man, that homeless man sure is a doo doo dummy head”
The end of the toilet paper roll
When you are in the bathroom, and the person befor you left just a little paper on the roll, you use the cardboard cylinder to go "doo-tah-doo" to get the attention of someone else that you need a replacement roll of toilet paper
When you eat your girls ass so good, and you come up for air with a ring of shit around your mouth and a big smile
I ate her ass too good and now I have a doo doo smile.
When someone is saying "Slap-A-Doodle-Doo" it means that one said a funny joke, but the joke wasn't funny enough to laugh out loud at.
When someone is saying "Slap-A-Doodle-Doo" it means that one said a funny joke, but the joke wasn't funny enough to laugh out loud at.
Adam: Did you see Sarah? She lookes like a squashed pickle.
You: Haha nice one! Slap-A-Doodle-Do
"A non example would be"
Adam: Did you see Sarah? She looked like my deformed dick.
You: No way dude LMFAOOOO, Shit you hadda go there dawg OMFG LMFAOOOO
When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shitting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress