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fuck eyes

The look you give someone when you want to have sex with them. Usually done from across the bar.

There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.

by Jazzual March 24, 2013

57πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


biker fuck

Old biker that steals your girl

I hate that old biker fuck he took my girl

by stomphehead September 5, 2015

55πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Graveyard Fuck

This is where a bloke has sex with a woman who is, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love or even liking involved, it is usually done or a bet, to score points off someone, or for some other reason. If the woman is wealthy or a celebrity, he is known as a toy boy and she is known as a cougar. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it’s invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. In both these cases it’s usually just for the money so I suppose really they’re just whores and it’s not really a graveyard fuck.

Look at that old bat, she’s all over Danny like a rash!
That’s what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.

by AKACroatalin March 9, 2019

31πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fuck the chicken

To accidentally slip up and say the wrong thing on camera or before a large public group; more specifically, to accidentally say a forbidden word (usually "fuck") on the air or in a place where it is forbidden.

From an on-air gaffe made by Ernie Anastos of WNYW-TV in New York on 16 September 2009, when he accidentally told a fellow anchorman to "keep fucking that chicken."

"Did you see last night's SNL? That new girl totally fucked the chicken."

"Slash is an old chickenfucker from way back. Jim Morrison used to fuck the chicken a lot. I think Bono fucked a chicken or two in his day, too."

by Blackie Stark October 3, 2009

441πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


no fucks given

NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.

being fat and on a diet timmy ate a whole pizza, no fucks given.

by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013

429πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Fuck This Place

When you are in a location that sucks the life out of you. A place that is worse then hell.

Person 1: I just got promoted.
Person 2: How, you are never here on time, and you got caught jerkin it in the hallway... Fuck this place.

by Nauticstar87 June 8, 2010

108πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Fuck This Noise

An expression of desire to vacate a premises immediately due to said location being or having become intolerable for any reason.

"They're playing Dixie Chics? Fuck this noise! We're leaving."

"We're outnumbered 6 to 1 and under heavy fire. Fuck this noise! RETREAT!"

First known popular culture reference is when Dan Ackroyd used the phrase while being beaten by the "Penguin" in the 1980 film The Blues Bros.

by bernie farber June 30, 2009

128πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž