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glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024


eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses

Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney

by Mikev646 March 25, 2017


cat with glasses

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat with glasses in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022


vegas glass

When a couple are in a romantic/physical relationship and they find themselves in a Las Vegas Hotel/Motel. One partner (often the male) exposes the bare breasts of the other (often the female). The male partner presses the female partner's bare breasts to a glass shower door or a window. The kink is someone may see the act.

Me and my Lady went to Las Vegas last weekend and I showed her the strip from the room through the Vegas Glass.

by Traveling Photographer August 8, 2021


Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!

by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019


Bottom out a shot glass

This means that a man's penis is so small that if inserted into a shot glass it would not touch the bottom of it.

Steve's cock is so small he could not even bottom out a shot glass!

by BarryBod October 25, 2023


glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth February 3, 2016