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Staring mindlessly into a screen for 7 hours or more.
"well, I just completed online class and somehow my eyes aren't blind"
the most infuriating thing teachers invented; hell.
: online class?
: naw baby that ain't gon work
A celebrity who's nice while the camera s are rolling but one who becomes a complete a-hole once they stop rolling
I went to see my favorite comedian perform at a small intimate club
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
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And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
a group of very mean bitches who like to shove big fat dildos up their gay asses and like to fuck everything they see
“i’m in pm cos class, ooooh is that a 70 year old fat man?” “i can’t wait to suck that!”
ex 2: “i’m in pm cos class, is that a yummy oversized dildo! boy i’d love to shove that in my ass!”
ana is extremely cute and everyone likes her. all the boys in her class dream of kissing her but no one gets to do this because she is too smart for them
-what? he likes her?
-of course, they are an ana and a boy in her class
A group of elite athletes with superior work ethic and genetics than the common folk. Usually found training hard when their peers are 'lacking. It is said that these people are only half human, and possess extreme athletic and intellectual abilities, which are ordinarily reserved for the gods.
"Wow, Dani absolutely demolished that competition on the weekend."
"Yea, I've heard she is a Friday Night Class Attendee"
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Gym class and Language Arts class
Gym and Language Arts are such shit classes