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Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.
Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard
That's not Thatcher. He knows japanese and sleeps anywhere (including your bedroom). He streams us cool movies and initiates furry study rooms.He is friends with the one of the coolest people on earth, Himari <3.
Thank you Donat.
Christmas Donat and Himari are friends :D
Celebrate christmas in a crazy way (with a 10 days party, on social networks, with family via video conference, with your pets, party of 1 second, etc.).
I had a crazy christmas this year with my dog "cRAZY".
Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.
Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .