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jerk clerk work

Tedious mind numbing work that you are clearly overqualified for. This type of work takes up at least fiftey percent of your time if your title includes the words "Assistant Manager".

I save my jerk clerk work for Mondays, since I am braindead then anyhow.

by Bill from Ohio June 11, 2008

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working on my manuscript

when a poet (a creature possessing a distracting amount of sensuality and dazzling magnetism) has successfully seduced his/her intended and is closing the deal.

Hey, Rob, I can't talk now - I'm working on my manuscript. I'll call ya tomorrow.

by poetintern July 21, 2010

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Get to work Hippies

The battle cry to build, design, inspire, protest, rescue, and improve the planet through art, music, social justice, conscientious ideas and innovation.

Let’s work together to solve the problems of plastics and garbage destroying the oceans and marine life, now β€œGet to Work Hippies!”

by jlit April 10, 2019

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Bike to Work Day

A day for motorists to pose as cyclists for one day so that they can brag to their workmates about how healthy and environmentally conscious they are.

Bill: "I biked to work on Bike to Work Day. It's great to know that I'm keeping fit and saving the planet."

Jeff: "Bike to Work Day was three months ago. Have you biked to work since?"

Bill: "No way! The road is too scary. Once a year is more than enough."

by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012

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Let's go to work

To use illegal suptances, such as Mirajauna. Slang Term.

Hey Aaron, let's go to work!!!

by Rahzel September 10, 2003

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working man's phd

phd is short for post hole diggers. A tool used to dig a small round hole straight down into earth. The hole would then be used to place a fence pole or a sign post. Since a working man will never likely have a real PhD, This tool is a working man's phd. Borrowed from a song by country artist Aaron Tippon "working man's phd" where he sings about having pride for working hard for a living.

Don't forget to bring the phd today we need to set up two signs. I have my working man's phd in the back of the truck if we need it.

by dugefresh September 29, 2012

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live-work loft

An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.

The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.

by Timberwoof April 17, 2003

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