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The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.
Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen.
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Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.
The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.
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May be used as a proof that there are miracles everywhere.
"Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?"
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One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo
by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.
Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.
"Magnets..."
"How do they work?"
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Very attractive or charming, having to power to draw others to his/her/itself. Being able to exert an influence on the minds of others.
The exchange student had a magnetic personality even if she didn't speak fluent English.
When the guest spoke, the audience was drawn by her magnetic speech.
Student 1: Yo, why is this girl so magnetic?
Student 2: She's got a sexy accent and can talk anyone into doing anything
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A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?
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A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.
"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope
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