Samuel L. Jackson

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.

"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"

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J-D-L-R

Police term used to abbreviate "just doesn't look right".

A man in a ski mask is walking through someones backyard. We have a J-D-L-R.

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To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

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Quad R Triple L

When you Really, Really, Really, Really, Like-Like-Like someone. This would be equal to soul mate love, no higher level of affection

After one weekend with Jennifer, I knew it was Quad R Triple L

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I l e you

The evolution of the phrase "I like you", often used by someone who's falling for another person. In this instance, the letters "ik" are dropped, and the space is left blank to demonstrate the intensity of passion between the two people.

(pronunciation: I el ee u).

The next level of usage would include filling up the two spaces with the letters "ov"; making the ultimate phrase "I love you".

"Fallon, I l e you"
"David, I l e you too"

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I l**e you

Phrase used when you don't really love someone, but are just using them

I l**e you

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LO!L SNAP OWNED

A phrase uttered when a person believed that they have said a particularly funny phrase.

Aztaroth said, "I'm thinking of something small and hard." Krytos replied, "Your penis. LO!L SNAP OWNED!"

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