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to masturbate, to stab the cat, to shake hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree, to shoot putty at the moon.
i've not been rafted for fuckin ages, i'm gonna go and perfect my borat.
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Its a couple but not couple who are together but not. Two soul mates but not meant to be together Best Function as friends.
Webqd and Wefaqes are perfect Twin Flame Couple. Too bad they aint together.
A cruelly funny throw away line originating from a temp. blurting it aloud and stormed off in a teary huff once in the middle of the workday, after being confronted by a manager about his body odor.
"Like Yall Perfect." He yelled during a lag in Thursday's meeting, effectively derailing it completely.
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If you have a PBD, you feel very comfortable at bottoming today. There is no sign of diarrhea and your digestion is just on point. Your poo is neither too soft nor too hard. Maybe you’re even clean without douching!
Eric: „Omg, I have a Perfect Bottom Day (PBD) - not drinking coffee or alcohol for 3 days was totally worth it!“
Henry: „What a waste of my PBD, I can’t find any d*cks to ride.“
Carl: „omg, seems like I have a PBD, I think I should call this f-boy!
Leo: yeah sis, if you have a PBD you should seize the day and call that floppy uncut top and ride that d!“
Kassadilla 🖤
The Oxford dictionary definition of “more than perfect” Is “Kassadilla 🖤”
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When someone's ass is so perfectly shaped it looks like a peach.
"Panda has the perfect peach shaped ass, it should be in the dictionary as an example."
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The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.
Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, let’s see if this syringe makes it.