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The hit someone with a poop filled sock. Taken from an attack that occurred in Chicago where someone hit a lady on the train with a feces filled sock.
I'm gonna give that lady a Chicago Billy Club.
Commonly referred to as MRC. They are the simple example of how rowing should be. They are the definition of the term winners. Also have you seen there freshman/varsity/novice girls? HOTT! And don't even get me started on their speech patterns. If you ever see them dancing around at a regatta it is because they are performing their awe-inspiring ritual of classiness and you should bow in their presence. NO! they are not getting yelled at by their coach it is a fear inducing strategy!
Glencoco: i hope we win our freshman quad today!
Whitethunder: pssssshhh we don't have a chance! we are racing Miami Rowing Club!
John: dude did you see those girls they're so sexual!
Tony: no shit man they're from MRC!
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The Super Adventure club is a club dedicated to traveling all over and molesting children.
The Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas. Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.
Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas. Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. After having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
Super Adventure Club Head Explorer: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah. Its way, way more retarded.
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A famous club in Florida.
Viktor: Hello, Do you know where I can find some Niga's in this region?
Black Guy: The fuck you say to me? *punches*
Viktor: No sir it's Niga Night Club
Black Guy: Ohhhhh.
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Best. Reality. Show. Ever.
I've been watching it since Season 1, and they get better and better each and every Season. It's a show where they put 7 girls in a house so they can live together. Some of the craziest shit has happened on this show, but it's not that recognized by people. Definitely better than The Real World, that's for sure. There are so many conflicts in the house. Especially in both Season 2 and 3. I loved Season 2 because The Party Girls vs. The Hyena Sisters was a classic battle. Then, the two main heads of each click went head-to-head in a brawl outside of the house!
Season 3 was just as good as Season 2, but Season 2 beats it by an inch.
I love The Bad Girls Club!
(And let's not forget Ripsi)
Tanisha: I didn't get no sleep because of ya"ll bitches last night. No sleep!
Lyric: It ain't got shit to do with me. I'm about to be out your way, don't even trip because I'm not going to jail for this little girl shit.
Tanisha: Yeah! Yeah! I'll go to jail for it!
Lyric: Grow up, Tanisha!
Tanisha: I really don't care. because if any of ya'll step to me, it's a mothafuckin' rap!
Amber M.: Get these bitches away from me!
Ailea: Shut the fuck up!
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Ahh, Good ol' The Bad Girls Club
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Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and airplane. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.
Follow me into the bathroom big boy and we'll join the mile high club. http://www.themilehighspy.com/content.html
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(n) When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina.
B. (v) Discharging a firearm in a club where people are usually dancing.
My ex got pregnant, can you believe she let the new dude shoot the club up after a month.
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