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person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*
it's a pre-pay smart card to pay for the bus in the Wellington Region of New Zealand u can't use it on the Matangi Train cus they still use paper tickets like BRUH we are in the 21st century so it's only for da bus so yeah there are two different colours red and green, red is a adult snapper card and green is a child snapper card
imma hang out with my friends I just need to find my green snapper card so i can hop on the lime green bus into town
intention of chatting up to a girl
throw cards: he throws cards to her friend because she turns him on
To throw cards: intention of chatting up a girl because she turns you on
Throw cards: Someone is throwing cards to a girl because she turns him on
One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...
Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
the nope card (by Exploding kittens) is somehow more powerful then the uno reverse card, which doesn't make any sense. it can cancel many things, like, it could cause a rick roll video to stop working or get an ad, i would also dub it the miracle card. cause it can do mostly 42.68% of things in life.
Joe uses exploding kitten card
Joe Tries To Use Uno Reverse Card To Save Himself
Wilford Uses the Nope Card
Joe HAd Nothing Else, so He died this very day.
A phrase to subtly request sex
Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards