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A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.
Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.
Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.
Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
A girl who loves going on your boat and will fuck all your friends
This sea cricket fucked my buddy instead of me on my boat
There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.
Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.
There's no such place. If you think you are from Mayberry, you're not from Mayberry.
People from Mayberry don't know they are from Mayberry. You never sea a beach in Mayberry, which is why there's no Mayberry by the sea anywhere.
A man who likes his pussy extremely wet and suckable.
I wanna be the man under the sea with you baby
The form Squid Ink Cookie takes when they see something shiny and reallllly want it. They will even take down motherships if there’s a little gold on it!
Is that, the monstrous beast of the seas?!
(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.
2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.
3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.
4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.