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When you and your partner go in the ocean naked while she wears a red wig and a sea shell bra and you tickle her butthole with seaweed while you fuck her bent over
Girl: Hey babe what are you doing?
Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”
Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.
Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?
Guy: yes.
A white girl who likes to fuck Hispanic guys
Did you see and nice sea birds at the bar
The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.
The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.
Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal
Its sea glass queef
*Immediate pussy magnet*
when in the sea and a wave hits you in the face
A: Oh dude, can you see that huge wave coming?
B: What?
B turns around and wave 'slaps' him in the side of his face
A: LOL dude you just got sea-slapped badly!!!!!!!!
When the guy cums in a girl’s/guy’s mouth and the girl/guy swishes the cum around their mouth, swallows and then blows the salty air in the guy’s face.
...then I emptied my nuts into her face, she had a swish, a gargle, swallowed then took a deep breath and gave me a full lung sea breaze, right in the face with my own salty goodness!
a person composed of despicable qualities.
Good luck in getting that sea sloth to come with us. He hasn't cleaned his room in weeks.
To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.
I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.