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An song that has the lyrics “Scary flying shark, scary flying shark bla bla bla”
person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”
Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.
Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
I’m a shark In a dress
Your a creep?
When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.
"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"
Guys who are into under the stall action in public restrooms.
You see 4 feet in one stall one is down on his knees.
Look a toilet shark is proposing!
The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell
I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did
A shark repellent spray is a product used to drive sharks away from an area with the goal of reducing the possibility of shark attacks occurring. SharkDefense & SharkTec (sharktecdefense.com)- are responsible for the only proven shark repellent spray products for consumers.
Swimmers use a shark repellent spray to drive off sharks in the surrounding area
A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.
Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup
Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.
"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."