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The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
Methamphetamine.
The sharper the teeth, the most pure, concentrated, prime supply of premium fuckin' shards.
Hey, you there! Come down from the high-lonesome. Is it true that it gets lonely up there hunting for beaver toggles.
Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.
"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."
Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless
When you are performing cunalingus on a woman while she is taking a crap 💩
T was performing a brown beaver on B while she sat on the toilet taking a poo!
A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.
Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.
Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.
Adam: I know right.
GAWD DAYUM have you smelt that thang ? that girl as a URANIUM BEAVER