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give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1

OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.

by popsiclelover August 18, 2009

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Help Indians use toilets

Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.

Help Indians use toilets. They should have better sanitation.

by Shiine-1 April 14, 2022

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Gold Plated Toilet Seat

A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog

Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

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John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.

Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?

by Genuine April 26, 2005

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Skibidi Toilet Sigma Grimace

Possibly the most sickening
ugly, horrible, awful, hideous, shocking-obscene, obnoxious, offensive, dreadful, nasty, unpleasant, repulsive, revolting, evil, appalling, gross, oathsome, repugnant, abhorrent, abominable, odious, gruesome, horrid, distasteful, nauseating, horrific, terrible, scandalous, noxious, horrendous, repellent, vile, foul, rancid, nauseous, disturbing, undesirable,, noisome, fulsome, repellant, hateful, unwanted, monstrous, objectionable, horrifying, detestable, despicable
miserable, disagreeable, contemptible, grim, heinous, unhealthy, sick, unwholesome, ghastly, unspeakable, atrocious, brackish, unsavory, grisly, nightmarish, dislikeable, macabre, unwelcome, execrable, uncivilized, dislikable
exceptionable, frightful, unholy, ungodly, unchristian, distressing, sickish, off-putting, grewsome insult to call anyone. Saying that is enough to send the ohio rizzly bear grimace to ur moms house and is also the most effective insult/Meme to ever exist in the history of life

Streamer: Chat, ain't no way this Skibidi Toilet Sigma Grimace saying I look like Joe Biden on a wheelchair.

Guy in Chat (who insulted him): *dies from bullet that pierced his balls and came out of his head from a zulu sniper hiding in his basement having a gang-bang with his mom with twenty random indian tribesman

by ChildArizzment Sigma Grimace September 29, 2023

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Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker

A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.

"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"

by Pizza Man 26 April 19, 2013

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john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

by Will June 5, 2003

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