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someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping
I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.
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A piece of lint or fuzz found under a woman's titty
"Aww fuck i found titty turd this morning"
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A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.
Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!
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a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.
I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.
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The sound the stomach makes moments before you take a crap.
"Ah, man my belly just turd gurggled."
A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.
Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.
Similar to the cycles of function for an M4 rifle, except that you are extracting a turd during anal sex, allowing it to fall level with the vagina, then chambering it into her pussy with your cock. Your penis is used as the bolt carrier group.
I don't think I will be seeing Sarah anymore. We got a little kinky last night and I ended up chambering a turd. The weird thing is she actually liked it, but I don't know if I can live with myself.