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Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

by Migal78 April 23, 2022


Turd Burglar

someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping

I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.

by kamikazi282 January 15, 2009


Turd Burglur

A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.

Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!

by MeowMixer October 09, 2004


turd hammer

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

by Bill Wixby January 15, 2007


Solihull turd

A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull

What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer

by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021


Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 03, 2020


Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

by Ambizness June 04, 2018