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When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.
Can you not whale hug me while I'm trying to sleep?
Someone whos big. Large. Fat. Morbidly a beast, if you will.
DAMN YOURE A WHALE WARRIOR SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE you make my earf quake yeah
Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.
"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"
"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."
Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.
"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"
The moment that is caught between both a win and a fail.
Boy 1: Hey see that girl?
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.
The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.
I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!
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