booty blast

When the male ejaculates into the partners rectal cavity and after pulling out, the partner farts and sprays the ejaculant everywhere.

Bro, I totally would booty blast that lunch lady if I had the chance!

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big booty

Overly large ass.

Nig 1. "Daaamn shawty, that bitch got one big boot."
Nig 2. "Word, now lets go get some fried chicken and watermelon."

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Booty Bagel

A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.

Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.

Booty Squirts

After a night of drinking or Mexican food you'll get the booty squirts
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea

Dude I drank so much last night this morning I got the booty squirts

Vizzutti Booty

An analogy used to describe a girl with an extremely tight booty. It is compared to the mouthpiece of a trumpet called a "Vizzutti" which is extremely shallow and tight.

Guy 1: Dayum! Check out that girl in the front of the line!!
Guy 2: Woah! Thats one heck of a Vizzutti Booty!

Booty Hooty

Someone who isn’t spitting straight facts and or over exaggerating a current situation.

Langston:”bruh you blew up my cat”
(Cat actually blew itself up)

Don Cheadle:”Langston there is proof I didn’t you booty hooty”

booty fever

Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.

*A group of friends talks over lunch.*

John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."

Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."

Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."

John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."

Max: "It is..."

*pause*

All three, in unison: "Booty fever."