Butter churner

A garden for milk, which is a vegetable.

Wow, that’s some nice milk you gardened in that butter churner. Sure does look like a vegetable!

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cat butter

Cat butter, noun, Vaginal secretions before and after sex. Grease-like substance a woman secretes when she is horny.

"That pussy was slick with cat butter, I slipped right in"
"Mary had cat butter running down her crack from the pounding I gave her."

Matt- "Man I can't believe you fucked that dried up skank."
Brett- "She wasn't that dried up, she still managed to ooze a little cat butter for the occasion."

Tonight's special is tube steak smothered in cat butter.

Butter made from cat milk

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Pickle Butter

The residue clinging to one's phallus after anal intercourse.

I could tell by the pickle butter that she had not had a bowel movement in a good number of hours.

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butter beans

Failure to accomplish a successful bean dip.

Squanto "Hey, buddy! I dare you to go bean dip Tits McGee over there"

McNabb "Alright here I go!"

*attempt to bean dip Tits McGee*
*miss*

McNabb "OH BUTTER BEANS!!!"

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duck butter

The cumulation of mung around the head of ones dick..cheesy white sauce not as potent as limburger although could be the equivalent....also can be spread on crackers and served with onion..

Hey...after a hard day of playin or work this can be excavated from behind the ears and the head of the kawk....

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buttered biscuit

a vagina for an undetermined amount of time immediatly after someone has blown a load in it and the cum is sporadically still discharging.

like when you put butter in the center of a hot biscuit, now turn the biscuit sideways and watch the butter slowly drip out

ex. don't go down on the girl in the blue shirt unless you want a buttered boscuit.
ex2. if your girl stays out all night while your waiting at the crib be careful she didn't bring you a buttered biscuit home before you go down on her or have sex with her.

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gooch butter

When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.

Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?

Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.

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