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When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.
She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag
We're unforgettable daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot we'll melt your popsicle
Person #1: hey do you know I live in California-
Katycat: CALIFORNIA GURLS
When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent
Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
John gave me a California crockpot
a sexual act where you hold a girls legs in the shower and watch a hippo eat a ghost pepper,
todd wants to have a california deaner tonight.
A really sweet guy with beautiful blue eyes looking up at the sky and deep into your souls at the same moment.
His eyes are Baja Californias🥺🥺🥺
When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.